Eat Our Cereal

Men, eat our cereal and women will swoon at your feet.*

Women, eat our cereal and find your soul mate, the love of your life.*

Children, digest our cereal every morning and you’ll vanquish the monster that lives under your bed.*

Eat Cheerio Loops Oat Puffs and you’ll live forever.*

*Some claims in this advertisement may not be entirely true. Consume at your own risk.


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