Did you all miss me last week? Of course you did. Well, worry not. I’m back from vacation and rarin’ to go. Now on to this week’s adventure.
I had a surprise visit today from two old friends who came all the way from Spain just to see me. They claimed they had come to see Andrew too. But I think they said that so as not to hurt his feelings.
For the few people in the world who do not know who I am, I’m Danny the Dog. I live on a boat with my human; his name is Andrew. My friends’ names are Suni and Pirri. Suni is a fine-looking human, and Pirri (he’s a dog) is not so bad looking either. He kinda looks like me. Their picture is above.
It’s been a long time since I’ve seen them and I was happy they came for a visit. My tail was wagging a mile a minute. Of course, Andrew, being the sloth that he is, thought he’d have to do something to entertain them, which would mean getting up off his butt.
However, he got lucky. Suni wanted to go to a dog park so Pirri and I could play. Now, Andrew knows I do not play, but he kept his big mouth shut (for once) and said nothing. He was just happy he didn’t have to go along too.
So we got to the park, and now I know why they call it a “dog” park. There were a whole bunch of dogs running around all over the place! The first thing that happened is that Suni took off my leash. Andrew never does that. Then two male humans came over with their little dogs and asked Suni if their dogs could play with hers. But before things could progress any further, I nipped one of their precious dogs when he started sniffing moi. That got rid of the interlopers, but at a cost. Suni shook her finger at me and told me I was a bad doggie. I know I’m a bad dog, that’s me, but I didn’t want Suni to know it.
So Suni put my leash back on and we sat under a tree, in the shade, while Pirri consorted with all sorts of canines. Good for him, because for a little while I had Suni all to myself.
It’s now nighttime. Suni and Andrew have gone out and I’m here with Pirri. He’s okay but he’s no Suni. When they get back, I think I’ll bite Andrew just on general principles … and for hogging all of Suni’s time.