Hey guys. What’s happening?
What? You wanna know what I’ve been up to?
I’ve been just sittin’ here … trying to kill myself.
No … no. Don’t get crazy on me.
I’m doing it slowly. It’s more fun that way.
I’ve been trying all my life … to end my life.
I mean, I threw myself into situations that would have got any decent guy killed.
But, me? No fucking way. The bullets just passed me by.
Then I thought drugs would do it. No fucking way, again. After thirty years of that shit, I found myself still here, I said to no one in particular, “What the fuck? Can’t a guy get break. I did OD a few times and spent days in a coma, but I still bounced back. Damn it!
So I left drugs behind.
Now I’m trying alcohol. My liver’s gotta admit defeat at some point.
So enough about me. What have you guys been up to?