We slog through the antediluvian swamp, a diaphanous mist rises from the quagmire and a miasmal stench fills our nostrils. The authorities are pursuing us, though we have done nothing wrong. Well, Andrew (my human) has done nothing wrong. I, on the other hand, bit a man, a big fat, obnoxious slob of a man. […]
“Here’s to our wives and girlfriends…may they never meet!” — Groucho Marx
“Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, and I’m going to be happy in it.” ― Groucho Marx
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.” ― Groucho Marx
Ahoy all you landlubbers, It’s me Danny the Dog, I’m back once again to tell of my latest exploits. Now, I do know for a fact that a few humans read my humble posts, but my writing is mostly geared to my fellow canines. Having said that, I’ll tell what I’ve been up to the […]
“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.” –Groucho Marx
This morning I took Andrew, he’s my human, out for a walk before the sun came up. We were out hunting mangoes for his friend Peggy. Well, he was hunting mangoes, I was sniffing some great scents, but more on that later. I’m Danny the Dog and this is the story of my adventures in […]
“There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, then are dreamt of in your philosophy.” “This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.” “Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; […]
“There is no darkness but ignorance.’ –William Shakespeare
“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”–Mark Twain
Andrew Joyce 